Area Man Thought He Had More Forks Than This

CHARLOTTE, NC—Rummaging through his silverware tray Thursday morning, database administrator Ben Pagano, 30, was shocked to discover that he owned far fewer forks than previously assumed. “What the hell? I thought I had a bunch of them,” Pagano said after double-checking the tray’s knife compartment and his bedroom nightstand for any wayward forks. “Didn’t I have, like, six when I moved in here? I wonder if Bill took some when he moved out.” At press time, 11 of Pagano’s forks and his missing wristwatch were still in the apartment’s broken dishwasher, which none of the roommates had opened since April.
(From the Onion)

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~ by thehalobender on February 19, 2009.

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